#(( SALTYYYYY ))

[ficto-willo]

Elissa: What’s up with you?

Avea: What do you mean?

Elissa: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

[ari-the-meow]

guys I ruined @saltosu ‘s life /hj

[nebuladreamz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA GOOBER!!! 🥳🎉🎉🎈

I hope today was as special as you are to me uwu 🫂

CATCH ME FUCKING SOBBING OUGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Me: Can we have character development for Taka?

Danganronpa: Nope.

Me: Awww :(

[junkdyke]

it's been like over a month and i'm still not over the fact i didn't swap info with that cute ass girl with locs who called me gorgeous, come BACK here!! Where are you!!!

[its-just-bloody-scarlett]

HOW THE FUCK DID TEAM LOVE LOOSE???? IVE BEEN FIGHTING MY OWN TEAM ALL FUCKING DAY WITH A HANDFUL OF THE OTHER TEAMS???

THIS IS BULLSHIT

[mmyashas]

Mimir mucho bien <3 Buenas noches

i didnt see this shcoked emoji BUENAS NOCHES (ya no es noches)

[damneddunya]

You and your boyfriend look cute in your pic !!

Your mum said the same thing! Thanks cuzzz

[bunni-v1]

hi! congratulations on 500 followers! could you make the full nsfw alphabet list with Idia please? (sorry for the bad English)

🍓I POSTED!!! I've had this sitting in the drafts for a week and I finally decided to post it (YAY!!!). I've also got Jade's qued up for later today, and I'll be working on Azul and Floyds in my free time (when I get free time that is). Sorry I took so long to post, life has been tough on me and I just didn't have the tools to deal with it. I'll be back and posting irregularly until December when I can actually take time and write again.

Idia NSFW Alphabet!

A = Aftercare: Idia Shroud is the WORST at aftercare, and I say this with so much love and kindness to the walking punching bag that calls himself a man. Genuinely though, sex overstimulates him so badly, so he cannot handle anything after the fact. He’s the kind to roll over off you (more like slide you off him) and fall asleep immediately. Of course, he mumbles out something about it feeling good and all that stuff, but 9 times out of 10 he’s out like a light.

B = Body part: He is a thigh man. He doesn’t care if it's thick and meaty, he just wants to rest his head on it. Maybe give it a nibble, if you’d let him of course (consent is key, even for a dirty Otaku like him). For him… he doesn’t like most things about himself, but if you seem to like something about him a lot, he grows to like it too. So if you like his hair, it’s probably his hair, if you like his lips or teeth it’s them. (What can I say, he’s weak for you).

C = Cum: SALTYYYYY! He doesn’t take care of himself what did you expect. It’s unpleasant to taste, and there’s A LOT of it to taste. It’s a pretty thick consistency and really sticky, fun to play with and watch dribble down your stomach and face. 

D = Dirty secret: He wants you to peg him. I wouldn’t say that’s much of a secret, but he thinks it is. 

E = Experience: NONE. Zip, zero, zilch. I make fun of Malleus for being a Virgin, but IDIA IS A VIRGIN. He’ll blush to hold your hand, it’s that bad. However, he does watch a LOT of Porn (Hentai specifically), so he has… an idea of what to do. He’s really nervous first time around, but once he gets comfortable with you he’s pretty good, just a little unrealistic in his expectations sometimes.

F = Favorite position: Doggy! Especially if you’re wearing cute little puppy or kitty ears! He likes watching the way your back arches, and he’s a big fan of pulling your hair or squeezing your hips. Other than that, he loves face-sitting. Surrounded by your thighs, oh that’s a good death for Idia Shroud.

G = Goofy: Initially, he is entirely on accident. He wants to be serious and cool about it, but he’s like a blushing schoolgirl and making a million mistakes. His line delivery is so… cringe and embarrassing you can’t help but laugh. It humiliates him, but eventually, he learns to just embrace it, and he becomes pretty goofy. He loves cracking jokes just to see you smile, cause the one thing he loves more than your thighs has to be your pretty little smile.

H = Hair: I know it’s blue flames too, I just know it. That shit is not tamed either. Like he trims, but honestly it’s hard to control something that's constantly shifting and changing. And, before you ask, yes it does flare up with his emotions like his hair does too. 

I = Intimacy: Depends… Idia isn’t someone I would ever describe as romantic, but he is a sweetie. He likes it hard and rough so it’s hard to say it’s very romantic, but he does like you close and he loves looking at you. You catch him smiling down at you like you’re some kind of goddess sometimes. You won’t catch him saying cheesy lines like how much he loves you or how pretty you are (cause it will actually kill him if he does).

J = Jack off: Mastrubating champ of NRC. He’s alone in his room 90% of the time with unlimited access to the internet and is also an Otaku. Sorry if you disagree, but you’re wrong. I know he gets off at least once a day, more if he has the time. 

K = Kink: Another biter, he just loves marking you up and sending you off with a pretty bruise for everyone to see. He’s a sadomasochist too, depending on whose topping. He wants you to push him around and hit him, make him feel helpless, it’s his favorite thing. Also into pet play, cosplay, roleplaying, and… any kind of play honestly. The weirder the better for him.

L = Location: His room and his room alone. Maybe yours, but he does not trust anyone in your dorm to respect your privacy. Besides, if he’s in his room he knows where everything is, and he can ensure no one will be getting in and seeing you that way.

M = Motivation: Most things, honestly. Be nice to him? He’s hard. Be mean to him? He’s hard. Beat him in his favorite game and act all smug (he let you win)? He’s hard. Lose and pout about it? He’s hard. He’s a sensitive guy, okay, and he thinks everything you do is super hot. Not his fault.

N = No: Share or let someone watch. Absolute nos from him. The idea of sharing you with someone and you like them more? Hah, he’d kill himself. He’s also not a fan of anyone seeing either of you in such a compromising position. He’s too nervous and possessive to let that out of the privacy of his room. Also, this might be controversial, but I can’t see him being into any kind of sibling shit. Too weird for him, he’d never want to think of his precious little brother like that, so why would he want to think of you like that?

O = Oral: He prefers receiving because watching the way you tease him with your sultry gaze as he sinks impossibly further down your throat is… heavenly. Though he isn’t bad at giving either. His tongue is long and boy can that thing move, it can reach places you didn’t even know were possible. Plus his teeth nipping at your most sensitive areas? Praise the seven, that’s good shit.

P = Pace: Fast and rough. He likes to just go at it, and he doesn’t like to stop for anything. Prepare to be pounded into next week with no stops!

Q = Quickie: He likes them, and they’re pretty common, but they’re not his favorite. When he has sex, he likes going for more than one round, and the whole point of quickies is that they’re quick so he doesn’t prefer them.

R = Risk: Yeah, he’s game to try some more risky things, but he’ll back out so fast if he’s uncomfortable for even a second. There are some things he wouldn’t consider, like bringing it out of his room. He’s a big fan of risky texts though. Like, a video of you fucking yourself in the bathroom while he’s in a meeting with the other housewardens? No one’s gonna know if he takes care of himself quickly. 

S = Stamina: He goes for multiple fast and quick rounds. He can usually do about four of them before he’s done for the night, but he’s willing to keep going if he doesn’t satisfy your needs along with his (sometimes).

T = Toys: He has a collection, actually, of really wild shit. Tentacles, ‘alien’ dicks, and even the infamous horse cock. He likes to put a bullet in you and control it from his room, watching you struggle to talk to your friends on the cameras he’s definitely allowed to have access to. 

U = Unfair: He likes to tease, but he forgets to sometimes lol. He gets so caught up in his own pleasure that, occasionally, he’ll just forget he wanted to tease you and make you all sensitive and whiny. He also likes to be teased, so please feel free to torture him when you’re topping <3

V = Volume: He tries very hard to be quiet, but bless his soul he is not. He’s so whiny and whimpery and pathetic, it’s very cute. He wants you to make as much noise as possible so that he can hide his shame, but he’ll still cry into your ear since he can’t contain himself.

W = Wild card: He sometimes prints out the pictures you send to him (with permission) and keeps them in his desk. There’s no real reason why, because he has all of them digitally, but something about having physical pictures is more thrilling to him.

X = X-ray: Hehehe, oh Idia. It is long and it is thick, bless his dad’s genetics. I’m talking like almost seven inches big, like… he’s big. It’s veiny, with one really prominent one on the top that runs from the base to just below his tip. Which, by the way, is blue like his lips. 

Y = Yearning: High, if that wasn’t made obvious before. He craves sex a lot, and it only seems to get worse after he gets with you. You’re just so pretty and perfect he can’t help it <3Z = Zzz: I said it at the start, but it’s near immediate. He gets tired easily after all that physical exertion, he just wants to nap and cuddle, you can clean up in the morning. Let him hold you :(

[splinter-sister]

"What the hell are you insinuating?" Burner turns his jaw up like how a bird does to a small rodent it just caught to get a better look at it.

"That I'm some kind of asshole who likes hurting people?" He starts to get a bristling of his own and defensive. That may not fully be what Butch meant, but Burner took offense to that. As someone as big and intimidating as he looks, he has that stereotype set on him daily. Even if, in some part, it's true.

"Ay, guys... chill." Rachael can't say that Butch talks without a filter, cause he does. Burner isn't a man who swings first, but he for sure is usually the one to swing last. She doesn't particularly want a fight between them to break out in a coffee shop. People are starting to look, too.

"Oh heeeell nah! I ain't ever up this early. Our paths just so happen to cross this mornin'." The beauty of a sunrise is lost on her most days. She never misses a sunset, though.

"When we were together, you wouldn't make an appearance until everyone else already went to work." Burner commented through the side of his mouth.

"Hey, come on, man. Yew have yer life choices and I have mine. Don't act like yew got th' perfect daily routine. Yer after hours activities ain't the most rejuvenatin'." Rachael pouts a little at being poked at for her sleeping habits. Burner frowned and gave his arm a little shake.

"Quit it. Don't talk about that here. What, are you still half asleep?"

"Sorry! Sorry. Damn. Yew really are a grump until yew git some coffee in ya." Rachael then turns to Butch.

"Burnie here works on cars. Anythin' that has a motor and runs on wheels is his shit." Whether that was his after hours activity or not, she didn't elaborate on.

[myrarar]

Im SO SALTYYYYY

I REALSED MY RIBCAGE ROTTING FIRST 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[hunterbunter3000]

Gaz definitely uses his youngest member/baby card on Sweetheart and everyone else

Whenever Sweetheart is carrying him around like he deserves (baby boy✨) and Soap starts complaining about Gaz hogging her. Gaz definitely be like FU! I’m Baby 😤”

RRAAAAAAA HE SO DOES

Since he's the youngest in the team (it's not Sweetheart, she's older than him) UGH and when they have their "monthly mental check ups" YES THEY NAMED IT-- he would feel so good about himself and wanting to cuddle with Sweetheart (He is LITTLE SPOON FUCKING FIGHT ME) and he would curl up to her and rest in her chest (FUUUUUU--)

Him and Roach would SO FIGHT ON WHO'S BABY (since my headcannon is that Roach is actually pretty small 💀 like 5'8)

Gaz: ROACH IM THE YOUNGEST SO THAT MEANS IM BABY NOT YOU

Roach, banging on the table: 😠💥💥💥

Gaz: SO WHAT IF YOU'RE SHORT THAT MEANS NOTHING--

Sweetheart: HOW BOUT YALL BOTH SHUT UP AND LETS SAY YOU'RE BOTH BABY

Ugh and Gaz would be a koala on Sweetheart. She would just carry him around in one arm while his arms are around her neck and legs around her waist. (He just got finished crying)

And she would be in the kitchen fixing some milk and cookies for the both of them and Soap would be so SALTYYYYY

Soap, huffing and puffing: You've been on Sweetheart for the past three hours, Gaz. Don't you think it's time to get off?

Sweetheart, offended: How dare you!

Gaz, about to cry again: HOW DARE YOU

Sweetheart: He is fine where he is!

Gaz: EXACTLY- IM BABY, BITCH

Soap:

[oroontheheels]

Venom 3 trailer spoilers!!

And me being salty for no reason as ever.

Ok ok!

So!!!

Knull. HUH.

We will never fix Donnie Cates ego now, he’s gonna be even more insufferable after that success. 🤣

But like, ok. I admit it is a success to have your Heavy Metal generic OC type of character make it to big screen in such short amount of time.

But! More importantly. In comics Knull wanted a piece of codex that was inside Dylan Brock. And in the trailer they say that Knull wants something.

But!! I don’t see any hints for Sleeper or Dylan and it makes me saltyyyyy.

Im fearing we are NOT getting canon symbrock babies.

Ughhhhhhhh.

Understandable, but still… SAD.

I like both Dylan and Sleeper. Would loooove to see them on big screen.

I just hope Venom 3 makes big bucks (delulu) and maybe Tom Hardy returns for 4th Venom movie (extra delulu). And we get a baby there (cosmic level delulu).

But I’m still looking forward Venom 3, I teared up when Eddie said he needs Venom. 😭

[mitsuki-tanuki]

what if I broke into your house and strangled you rn do you KNOW what I’ve been through tonight???

aki NEVER have a dream again. and never. trust. pink or black haired people

butbutbut what about my dream where I got a pubby friend for mossss :(((

@koji-shitposts @kimchi-kichi hey guess I can’t trust yall now oh well!!! it’s me and nozo against the world ig!!!

[wooyoungisbaby]

aaaaaaaa isaaaak happy birth!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

I hope you're having a great day and i wish you all the best!!!! <3

Thank you saltyyyyy <33 I've had a great day and i got to eat ice cream :)

[cupidbedsy]

hi emmaaa

I love youuu

hi saltyyyyy

i love youuuu